Sunday, November 11, 2012

Mitt Romney Cut Staffer Credit Cards on Election Night


Mitt Romney pulled a Scrooge McDuck on his campaign staffers by canceling their credit cards on election night. Most didn't find out until their cards were declined on the taxi ride home after Romney's concession speech. 
Apparently Romney aides taking cabs home after his concession speech were told by their drivers that, "Dee-clined. Waa waahhhh." How embarrassing!
It was a real Phyllis "They cut my credit card in half!" Neffler moment, yall. Must suck to get slapped with the reality of the assholery of the man they'd dedicated months or years working for. But, DUH DUMBASSES. Lay down with dogs, wake up with fleas. (Sorry, dogs, that was so rude.)
For those of you wondering if that was standard protocol for failed bids, Forbes says no: In case you are wondering, this did not have to happen. The Mitt Romney for President entity does not end with Romney's Tuesday night loss. There are papers to be filed with various federal commissions and bills to be paid.
But clearly not the taxi bills belonging to some of those most loyal to Romney. Maybe that's what you get for taking a job with a multi-millionaire who boasts about the fact that he sneaks popcorn into movie theatres in his wife's handbag, so he doesn't have to pay inflated concession prices for a snack.
Mult-millionaires don't become multi-millionaires by paying for shit, OK?
Jacked from Jezebel

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

^^^^bwwaaaaahhhaaaaahhhhaaaaaahhhhhaaaaa!!!!^^^^

Anonymous said...

America would've been up shit creek if they voted this fool in office.

Anonymous said...

I had yall niggas shook though!


Mitt

Anonymous said...

Yes SNITCH AND GOSSIP. WE SHOOK BUT YALL STILL A HONKEY WHITEY!!!!.Why didnt you post shit about this cracker on election day. Niggas shook and died for us to vote you racist bastard. And snitch if that wasnt your comment then you can delete like you did Jayz post and not prez!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

@4:53 chill don't get upset with Mitt @2:30, he is not racist thats the way he talks when he has a black joystick in his mouth, he likes doing that with his moms watching and fingering herself. Mitt's dad is his brother and his mother is also his sister, so that is why old Mitt is confused its not his fault his 3rd grade teacher went up his butt when he was little besides sucking black penis for long periods of time messed up Mitt but he's cool.

Anonymous said...

oh so that is why Ms. Mitt is gay his third grade teacher I think it was his dad first teacher second from then who knows.

Anonymous said...

Are you surprised?

Savanna Smothers said...

Apparently Romney aides taking cabs home after his concession speech were told by their drivers that, "Dee-clined.

Anonymous said...

Idiots! Didn't they realize they are part of the 47%? You Romneyistas should realize that you WORK for him. He does not LOVE you!

Now back to fending for yourself! Get a job and pay your own way home...or walk! You cost him and the 1 per centers enough! They just blew 1 BILLION dollars for nothing and they aren't gonna spend another cent on you!

So get back where you belong with the rest of the riff raff before they unleash the dogs on you! The nerve of the 47 per centers!

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