Rob Kardahian says he cries when he sees himself naked because his penis has disappeared since he gained weight.
What a sad state of affairs…
Rob Kardashian has opened up about his recent weight gain, admitting that he cries every time he sees himself naked in the shower.
But not just because he’s bigger than he used to be, but because his, erm, little Rob seems smaller than before. Interesting…
Rob, 26, is currently on a quest lose 50lbs to get him back to his former streamlined self.
On the Ryan Seacrest With The Kardashians: E! News Presents TV special last night, Rob can be seen sitting around the dinner table with his family, including mother Kris Jenner and sisters Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, as he admitts that he is self-conscious about his body.
“Every time I hop in the shower and see myself naked I cry, because my penis looks so small now,” he said as he urged sister Kim to move a plate of French fries away from him.
“The upside is, every time you lose 10lbs you gain an inch on your penis.”
Good stuff…
But it’s not just the idea of getting his penis back to its old self that’s pushing him to lose the weight – he always wants to meet some smokin’ hotties.
In March, Rob told Us Weekly that “beautiful women ” is the reason he’s now sticking to a low-carb diet. The sock designer added that he hopes to reach his goal weight by July 4.Jacked from Heat World
8 comments:
He played himself buy saying this. It must not have been that big to begin with AND what is it the inch for every 10 pound? So what he had a 30 inch Penis? He damn sure gained at least 150extra pounds. NOTE to Rob this is def not a way to get your ex's attention.
BUT... I bet the mom finds a way to get him ome sort of endorsement for some macho man weight loss product. In 5,4,3,2 stay tuned
Good for him, lose the weight.
LMAO!!
When are these kardashians gonna go away?
No women is going to want him after the way he trashed Rita Ora on line, that's why he fat and depressed.
@10:03 That was probably the "plan" all along. He's the least interesting one (well, only to the "kidz" because they said he has a phat azz). What better way for Kris to pimp him out by fattening him up and shopping him around to various weight loss companies.
Rob all this weight all because of the women u follow about up and down better stop it because you will soon explode
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