Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Kendall Jenner Officially Single

It's official. Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles end their relationship.
Kendall Jenner is officially single. Harry Styles dumped her ass due to "conflicting schedules" . . . which is just a nice way of saying he despises her family. A source told UK tabloid The Sun:
"Kendall has been focusing on modelling and Harry is preparing for work on the band's fourth album, as well as their stadium tour. The reality is that with everything going on it's impossible to sustain anything serious."
Wow, imagine how Kendall must feel. Harry is getting ready for another year of media domination once he gets back on the One Direction monster tour, yet Kendall won't be there to suck any attention from the fame cock. Mother Kris must be furious -- Kendall not only allowed Harry to wear a rubber when she plied her craft (a cardinal sin to Team KKK), she spread her legs for a fella who clearly can't run a 4.4 40. Kendall better hope that mother dearest doesn't swap her out with another sister, since they seem to fall out of Kris' crotch like dead crabs. Enjoy your breakfast, everybody!
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Anonymous said...

i don't think they were ever "together" in the 1st place. it was a pr relationship orchestrated by pmk. and, i also think harry is gay and wasn't interested in having kendall as a beard. seem like only men in hollywood who wanna be around any of the kartrashian females are color-struck black men. white dudes want nothing to do with them.

Anonymous said...

Harry is gay that is no secret. Kendall seems less schemish than the rest of her family which is why most people ( Anna Wintour) seem to like her. I think Kendall wants a real boyfriend and she dumped him when she realized that he was strickly dickly especially after he took her to that gay nightclub and tried to act like that is where all the cool kids hang out. I think Harry's camp is trying to save face and say that he dumped her because you have been living under a rock to not know that Kendall comes from a clan of man-eating succubi. So miss me with bullshit out her family. Kendall is a sweetheart.

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