Friday, March 28, 2014

Taylor Swift's Strange Personality Scaring Away Suitors

Taylor Swift's handlers have advised her to take a dating break because her strange personality keeps scaring men away.
Taylor Swift is taking a break from dating at the urging of her business team—because she’s a man repeller!, has learned.
“Taylor’s advisers are tired of setting her up on dates only to have her strange personality scare men away,” one source revealed.
“Taylor is almost impossible to find dates for because of the nature of her music, which focuses heavily on heartbreak and ex-boyfriends. None of the guys she shows interest in want to be the subject of a mean song six months down the road or be painted the bad guy, so Taylor’s team want her to take a break from boys.”
Good luck with that! Swift’s busy love life has become a national joke, as her ex-boyfriend list includes Twilight hunk Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, Harry Styles, Conor Kennedy, John Mayer, and Jake Gyllenhaal.
Swift has famously used her bitter breakups as material for her songs, including “I Knew You Were Trouble,” reportedly written about Mayer, and “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,” which allegedly details her breakup from Gyllenhaal.
As Radar has reported, her split from Gyllenhaal was perhaps the worst, as he reportedly took her virginity, then didn’t show up for her 21st birthday party!
Now, those who advise Swift want her to take a break from love affairs altogether!
“They hope she will focus on building some strong female friendships and use that as an inspiration for the next phase of her career,” the source said.
Jacked from Radar Online  


Anonymous said...

"focus on building some strong female friendships" = i.e. continue being the lesbian she is behind closed doors, and stop having fake public relationships with gay men, because anyone with 2 eyes and common sense can see that she's a beard-for-hire.

Anonymous said...

is anyone really surprise by this? I mean every female has a f-u song or two, but this little bitch has built an empire around this shit. I don't blame these guys one bit. She got Halle Berry syndrome to the max, she wont rest until somebody beats the brakes off her and that is why team to her no no. They said that we don't want your beatdown photo all over TMZ.

Niyabinghi Warrior said...

Bitch is a crazy closeted lesbian tendencies with anger issues and my little pony/strawberry shortcake infantile leanings. ain't no man in his right mind gay or straight checking for that shit, ain't nobody trying to play patty cake with her ass, she strikes me as the type to play dress up with a man and not in the sexy sense either, not even a gay consort wants to dress up in no damn snow white and knight in shining armor, their ain't that much gay in the world. this little rat faced wiccan needs to come out the closet her and Zac Efron and free themselves.

Anonymous said...

Taylor likes younger women. She's "best friends" with that New Zealand chick, the one who's supposedly a teen but looks much older...Lord? Lorde? Anyway, yeah. Chick should be on "To Catch A Predator" for real!

Anonymous said...

This bitch is a pedophile. She like young men/women. I bet she be trolling the playgrounds too.

Anonymous said...

in other words...Taylor kissed a girl and she liked it

zeedee said...

Been sick of this winer..since day ONE..

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