Thursday, May 29, 2014

Candy Spelling Dumps Boyfriend with Bionic Peen


Candy Spelling dumps boyfriend with penile implant after tiring of marathon sex sessions.
Candy Spelling, the perfectly preserved widow of TV mogul Aaron Spelling, reveals in her new book, “Candy at Last,” that she started dating a man named Larry after her husband died in 2006 at 83. While Spelling may have been ready to love again, she struggled with sleep deprivation on account of Larry’s penile implant.
“My bionic man could go on for five or six hours, and there is no woman, middle-aged or otherwise, who wants to have sex for that long,” she writes. “It was like running a marathon.”
She broke up with Mr. “Pump and Dump,” as her girlfriends had cheekily nicknamed him, because he was “getting too attached,” and she just couldn’t stand “those six-hour romps anymore.”
Jacked from NY Daily News