Thursday, June 12, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Plans Yoga Retreat for Beyonce


Gwyneth Paltrow plans a retreat for best pal Beyonce to rid herself of negative energy. 

HEALTH fan GWYNETH PALTROW would be a rubbish friend to have on hand during a break-up, when the best solution is tequila slammers and a pint of ice cream.
But the actress is probably the best pal for BEYONCE in the aftermath of her sister SOLANGE attacking JAY Z in a lift.
Gwyneth has arranged for a four-day break to help the singer relax before her tour with her rapper husband.
Bey and Gwyn have been booked into a relaxing retreat on California’s central coast. They will go on hikes, take yoga classes and sample wine and handmade chocolates at local vineyards.
A source said: “Gwyneth reckons this is just what her friend needs to get her energy back.”
A few vodka and Red Bulls while dancing to I Will Survive, and a late-night kebab would’ve also worked.
Then again, that would have involved Gwynnie actually enjoying a bit of craic...
Jacked from The Sun

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

If Bey wanted to rid herself of "negative energy", she could start by dumping Gwen. Gwen ain't a friend to no one. I mean, when someone as phony and conniving as Madonna wants nothing to do with your ass, then you've GOT to be a special kind of all fucked-up!

Anonymous said...

Beyawnce should retreat herself from this idiot now

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Exactly. Gwen isn't anybody to tell Bey anything. Everything around Gwen crashes and burns.

Anonymous said...

Like we all know Beyonce ain't too bright - Poor thing - the light is on and nobody is home!!!

Anonymous said...

BS Gwennie is just looking for attention.....don't believe a word of this article. Remember she sly remarked that she slept with a rapper - Jay Z during an interview.

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