Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Kanye West Wants Cathedral for Kim Kardashian

Kanye West is planning to build a cathedral for wife Kim Kardashian, wants fans to pitch in for costs.

Ye is reportedly planning to build wife Kim Kardashian a cathedral because sometimes a girl just needs a f*ckin cathedral, okay? And it has to rival Barcelona’s unfinished La Sagrada Familia or else it won’t count. The “I Won” rapper also wants the church to be so magnificently extravagant, dramatic and timeless that the landmark will be used for events long after he and his “perfect b*tch” have kicked the handmade, diamond-encrusted, 24 karat gold Givenchy bucket.
‘They want somewhere that weddings, baptisms and family funerals can take place for years to come,’ a source told the U.S. publication. ‘But Kanye being Kanye, it’s going to be ludicrously over the top!’
Barcelona’s still unfinished Roman Catholic church was designed by Catalan architect Antoni Gaudí and began construction in 1882.
‘Kanye has visited the church several times, and it takes his breath away every time,’ the insider revealed. ‘He’s always wanted something similar for his own family.’
The rapper, who called his last album Yeezus, is now said to be on the look out for the perfect spot to build his over-the-top place of worship.
And naturally, it will be an homage to himself and Kim, with even a fancy stained glass window featuring himself, his wife and their one-year-old daughter North.
‘Kanye sees it as a monument to him and Kim that will become a major landmark,’ the source declared. ‘He says everyone will want to see it, like the Hollywood sign or the Empire State Building.’
The 37-year-old star has apparently set aside a cool $5 million for the project with plans afoot to ‘start an online appeal so fans can donate to the fund.’
Jacked from Smoking Section  


Sunni said...

Idol worship, I'ma let GOD deal with these clowns and any fan that contributes to this blasphemous act.

Nika said...

^^^ I am with u.

Anonymous said...

Kanye better be careful, that building will be turned into rubble. And yes people will flock to see the ruins with a sign that reads:

A fool thought he was above God when he attempted to create this cathedral in honor of himself and his wife. In 2018 the day before the opening gala a great rumble occurred and the building collapsed into a pile of rubble leaving the cathedral completely destroyed. It is believed by the locals that Almighty God brought that cathedral down and turned it into a pile of rubble thus leaving it "The Ruins of West."

Anonymous said...

What fans? Does he have any fans left?

Anonymous said...

I truly believe that if EVERYONE stopped talking about his wh*re and stopped taking pictures of her- if NO ONE paid attention to her.... her head would explode. Now that I would pay to see.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaha this is the funniest joke I've seen all year! These two asshats are so lame and I wish they would get abducted by aliens........PLEASE GO AWAY PIGS!

Anonymous said...


Niyabinghi Warrior said...

I don't know what these two delusional asshats are smoking but they need to throw that shit in the trash, bath salts are a hell of a drug.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Devil agents.. leading youngsters astray. I view those who follow them are modern day idol worshippers.

Post a Comment