Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Beyonce Pens a Poem

Beyonce pens a poem about unleashing alter ego Sasha Fierce in the bedroom.
Ugh, surfbort. BeyoncĂ© shot some pics and co-wrote a poem about her favorite subject (herself) for CR Fashion Book. Beyhivers, please copy down this latest missive from on high onto your sacred scrolls with your gold-tipped feather pens. This the word of your Lord (when Oprah’s off that day), thanks Bey to God.
In “Bey The Light” (words by Beyonce, “remixed” by poet Forrest Gander – whatever the eff that means), Beyonce spills intimate details about her life with the not-fake husband (?) and the baby. Did you know she has to channel Sasha Fierce when she gets on that hump?
I learned at a very young age,
when I need to tap some extra strength,
to put my persona, Sasha, on stage.
Though we’re different as blue and red,
I’m not afraid to draw from her
in performance, rifts, and even in bed
There’s a lot more were that came from, but what’s really interesting is the confirmation that Kanye Westdefinitely hates her. Because his down-low dude Riccardo Tisci styled this shoot. Which means not only did he cover her face up in one pic (how Bey allowed someone to cover up her extra-worldly glory for even a minute we’ll never know), but he had her wear stretch pants and wrestle with a giant, exploded Mickey Mouse doll (?) in another. What the hell? I understand the concept of not ready-to-wear but you’d look really silly trying to enter establishments in that. You’d get stuck and they’d have to call the fire department.
That sound you hear is Tisci and Kanye tee-hee-heeing over her dumb ass. You know Riccardo got an extra tug or two for a job well done.
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Anonymous said...

B, now you know I wrote that poem. Who are you when you stealing writing credits? I guess Sasha. Cause B don't remember. I'm telling the truth. She stole my poem

Anonymous said...

Sasha in the bed huh. When you sleep with other men I guess you are Sasha then huh?

Anonymous said...

F B, where Sasha at?

Anonymous said...

you know she stole this poem from somewhere

Anonymous said...

"You know Riccardo got an extra tug or two for a job well done."

Ain't that the truth, LOL

zeeedeee said...

Damm that poem Bey wearing stretch pants?..dear Lord say it ain't so

Anonymous said...

This dumb ass.......

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