Friday, October 17, 2014

Martha Stewart Shades Gwyneth Paltrow's Whole Life

Martha Stewart takes a shady swipe at her upstart lifestyle guru rival, Gwyneth Paltrow, with her latest recipe.
Martha Stewart has made no secret that she thinks Gwyneth Paltrow is a rank amateur in trying to become, well, the next Martha Stewart with her and lifestyle brand.
Now the domestic diva is taking a pretty blatant swipe at the Oscar winner in November’s Martha Stewart Living. In a piece titled “Conscious Coupling” – an obvious reference to Gwynnie’s haughty term for separating from husband Chris Martin – she goes on to talk about a couple who is willing to stick through a marriage and make everyone the envy of their relationship. Oh, and pies are good too.
It reads “Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite their differences, and leave every other guest thinking, I’ll have what they’re having. Our holiday pies honor such so there’s a pleasant mix of textures and flavors in every bite. No matter how you slice partnerships, each spotlighting the perfect marriage of crust and filling these six irresistible desserts, there is a whole lot to love.”
Jacked from Rumor Fix


Anonymous said...

Martha is so shady.....I love it.

Anonymous said...

I love martha more each day

Niyabinghi Warrior said...

I love how Martha shades her ass, but I'm going to need for her not to give this amateur bitch no more attention, by Martha even continuing to acknowledge this hoe, is making me think Martha is taking this bitch seriously, this bitch will never be the next Martha Stewart. lets not turn this into a Ann Wintour who was the regining ice queen of fashion, and had to go sully herself with that trash heap whore and her family, and fucked up her street cred of a bad bitch who takes no prisoners, one can hardly take Wintour seriously after putting those two assclowns on her magazine as an "authentic couple, who has the pulse of a generation" the laughter has not died down from that debacle. the public is not here to entertain amateur bitches attempting to imitate Queens.

Anonymous said...

Thats right Martha is the Queen when it comes to her Martha Stewart brand empire - from the houshold - to the backyard - to the frontyard - to the recipes - to the sheets and towels you use - to the decorations, and a million other things Martha creates. Yeap nobody can touch this, not even rich stinky - skinny Gwyneth Paltrow!!!

WTF???!!!!! said...

fish sticks needs to stay in her lane. martha been to prison, she don't play that. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Lol, @ fishsticks and Martha being an excon!

Anonymous said...

I guess this is two old white bitches version of a drive-by


rlewis said...

So petty! I love it! I would say that Martha is too old for this but the things that Pay Pal has said in the past has rubbed me the wrong gone head Martha let her know!

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