Thursday, November 13, 2014

Bill and Hillary are Wild and Crazy Swingers!?


Bombshell revelations by a former Arkansas state trooper paint the Clintons as wild swingers with a long-standing open marriage.

BILL and Hillary Clinton are wild “swingers” – and the bombshell disclosure 
about their sordid sex lives could ruin her chances of winning the White House in 2016, The National ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.
In a special investigation, The ENQUIRER tracked down a former Arkansas state trooper, who once testified that he eyewitnessed a near-orgy involving the political power couple and their lovers!
Officer L.D. Brown made the “under oath” testimony – confirmed by The ENQUIRER – during a government investigation into the mysterious 1993 suicide of the Clintons’ White House lawyer, Vince Foster.
L.D. told independent counsel Kenneth Starr that he watched in astonishment as Hillary and Vince kissed and fondled each other in the private room of a restaurant – while Bill sat just a few feet away kissing and hugging another woman!
L.D., who was guarding then-Arkansas Governor Clinton and his wifeat a Little Rock restaurant while they dined with two other couples, testified: “It was a diagonal swap,” bolstered by booze in a private dining room. Meanwhile, Vince’s wife looked on – as Bill began getting it on with the wife of the third couple, who the bodyguard described as a “beautiful, gleaming Kewpie doll with brains.”
But the sexual hijinks didn’t end there.
When the couples left the restaurant, L.D. said Vince “got his hand on Hillary’s rear and is just squeezing it all to hell,” adding the two were “drunk, kissing passionately.”
In yet another startling revelation, L.D. said the Clintons had an “open marriage” and both Bill and Hillary admitted it to him!
L.D. said Bill referred to the wife-swapping, saying: “We need to be happy, satisfied. Some people are satisfied in different ways!”
In an exclusive interview, former Clinton aide Larry Nichols confirmed the high-powered political couple have carried their secret “as swingers all these years.”
Larry added: “But it will blow up when she runs for President – and could keep her from her and Bill’s dream of getting back into the White House!”
Jacked from The National Enquirer

4 comments:

Nika said...

So what; IT's THERE MARRIAGE and if getting brain in the Oval office wasn't enough to get thrown out - I don't see this as being a problem. Shit, that just made me want to vote for Hillary more. #Clintons2016

Anonymous said...

In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet......

Its Miss Cunt to you hoes said...

Now that is something the public need not ever know, there is not enough eye and brain bleach to erase, those tragic visuals.

Anonymous said...

What is new hollywood and politics are sexed maniacs that are heavily into sex traffing as well.

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