Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Adds Tiny $80 Bras to Goop Site

Gwyneth Paltrow offers bras on her Goop lifestyle website but only for the slim and tiny busted.

Gwyneth Paltrow has expanded her Goop offering to include bras, yours for only $80 - but only if you have a rather small back girth.
The 42-year-old actress' lifestyle website has launched two bras, both designed by New York-based start-up Negative Underwear, and they're only available in band sizes 32 and 34 - which tends to correspond with a U.S. 0-4 in dress size.
The largest size available in terms of cup-size is a 32DD, and according to Goop's description, the bras - which are not returnable - 'can run slightly small.'
'We know that a bralette just isn’t a reality for those of us who are bustier,' the blog post astutely states, directing readers to their 'understated underwires.'
The 'white essaouria demi' and the 'exclusive white albratross demi' are available in cup-sizes A through DD, and it's not that Goop has sold out of band sizes upwards of 34.
Negative Underwear simply doesn't manufacture its bras any larger.
'We believe that less is more,' its own website reads. 'In a world of pushed up and overdone, we’re intentionally not.'
Jacked from The Daily Mail  

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Who gives a damn. Skinny bitches need bras too. Fuck em.

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