Guests at Khloe and Lamar's fake wedding included tabloid reporters, a couple camera crews and a handful of Z-listers they probably have never met. Missing from the festivities was Lamar's three children. My guess is that his kids' mother refused to let her children be a part of that famewhore extravaganza. I know, responsible parents actually exist on this planet. Crazy.
At some event last night, Lamar told E! that Khloe will meet his kids one day when the time is right. Lamar also said they plan to have children together as soon as scientists figure out a way to turn her nutsack into an ovary.
And I suggest that Lamar take his kids to see Where The Wild Things are before they meet their new faux stepmother. That way they will learn that not all hairy forest beasts are scary monsters who eat children.
P.S. - The Lady Wolf Head t-shirt is SOOOOO not the new Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. The moon-worshiping wolves won't even sniff that t-shirt's ass.
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At some event last night, Lamar told E! that Khloe will meet his kids one day when the time is right. Lamar also said they plan to have children together as soon as scientists figure out a way to turn her nutsack into an ovary.
And I suggest that Lamar take his kids to see Where The Wild Things are before they meet their new faux stepmother. That way they will learn that not all hairy forest beasts are scary monsters who eat children.
P.S. - The Lady Wolf Head t-shirt is SOOOOO not the new Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. The moon-worshiping wolves won't even sniff that t-shirt's ass.
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5 comments:
wow. "when the time is right"? you marry a woman and feel that the time to introduce her to your children is after the fact? maybe i'm missing something.
THIS GUY IS A CLOWN REALLY! WHERE IS HIS MOTHER AT.THE CHILDREN MOTHER KNOWS TO KEEP THERE KIDS FROM THIS CIRCUS OF A FAMILY.
These 2 just look stupid together. I can't wrap my mind around this atrocity and squeeze 1 ounce of sense out of it. Their marriage is the dumbest thing I've seen this year, next to that ballon boy bullshit.
I would never marry a man without him meeting my kids and having a positive strong relationship with them. this "marriage" is gettin on my last got dam nerves! and i like khloe that is the thing! they won't last 2 years and that is being generous!!
This train wreck is running full steam ahead!
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