Kendra Wilkinson talks about the first time she had sex with Hugh Hefner.
In Kendra's first book "Sliding Into Home" (Do what you will with that title), she talks about the first time she ever got it on with Hef and it pretty much sounds like the most romantic experience ever. Instead of Barry White playing in the background, they were serenaded by the hum from Hef's blood pressure machine. Instead of flickering candles, the room was lit up by the nekkid peroxide blondes awaiting their turn to leave their dignity on Hef's shriveled crotch worm. I'll let Kendra tell you the rest in her own words:
"One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room. In my head I could hear my mom’s voice, ‘You know they have orgies there.’ I said 'Okay, if I have to.' It seemed like every other girl was going and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn, it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was, all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there."Basically if you're one of Hef's hos, you wait in line to grab the defibrillator pad from the skank before you so that you can jumpstart his heart again before mounting and pumping him. Then when Hef's heart stops, that's your cue to hand the pad off to the next trick and join the others in the shower room next door where they are all on the floor silently weeping into their hands. Sign us all up, because that sounds like an orgy ride none of our genitals can miss!
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Sounds more nasty then anything. Sex is suppose to be personal not professional but to each it's own. I would never want to be a play boy bunny if zombism is all that a girl has to look forward too.
Just so wrong on so many levels. Hef is depraved garbage and these girls are pathetically desperate. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
i am so grossed out.
Kendra is just trying to shine like some where else, OK people enough talk about my sex tape, lets talk about me having sex with heff, this is something my husband already know about. She is so nasty, look at heff, he looks like he smells like a hospital room.
Im sure her family is so proud of her. Imagine how please her son will be when he is old enough to read that. GREAT locker room reading material Kendra!!!
I just vomited! Kendra probably has worms! Her black hubby, what a dumb ass that he married this nasty trick. When their son gets older the other kids are gonna tease him right into the psyche ward. All this whore shit mommy done did is beyond grotesque.
He's lucky.
black men are so stupid. it's either they're marrying blonde whores, fat blondes or dumb blondes. what happened to having some freaking integrity. now every man in the universe knows how you're wife makes love and what her body parts look like. if he was dumb enough to wife her instead of the millions of beautiful educated black women out there then i guess there's hope for kim kardashian.
hahahahha omg luv what she said ab educatedblak women..its been proven though y black men prefer othe races..it is because black women dont put up with alot of crap these brothers do..i mean come on everyone s uique but we all knolack women are to much of a women for todays black man! its sad but more white guys r seeing that and wfying us..so doin jussss fine!!!
^^ Clearly you aren't one of the educated ones. Did you even bother to read your post before you hit submit? More than likely you are some ghetto bird with 4-5 kids and 4-5 different fathers. Welfare Much? Please grab a book, learn to read, write, and spell, then come back. No man of any race wants a bird for a wife. Do better!!!
Did anyone else notice the part where she said "It seemed like every other girl was going and if I didn’t it would be weird." Yeah, I guess THAT would be weird, as opposed to having group sex with a 70-year-old man and a bunch of naked strangers.
I am so sick of all this black woman white woman talk...what the fuck??? who gives a fuck about the color of your skin...do you black woman have alien insides?...because some of you ignorant black woman out there sound like it...when you always have to make color an issue....and i said some black... not all. woman all have the same body parts...breast,uterus,vagina.....so SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! black men or any man for that matter does not want to be with a bitchy,loud,ghetto no class woman....woman need to start acting like ladies again... and stop being fuckin GHETTO!... and i am talking about all races of women....what happened to being classy?
cracking up@8:24
7:16, please grab a grammar book stat. unbelievable.
Anom 4:23....Look like he smell like hospital room....LMAO!!!!!
@9:01....you are the PERFECT example of a classy person. Cursing out "ghetto" people on the internet is the ultimate display of class. I'm sure that "some black...not all. woman" (your words not mine) you are referring to are taking direction from you since you have such class and great grammar!
This just goes to show that some people are "bitchy, loud, gehtto" and have "no class" without even knowing it. Let the writing on the wall speak for itself...
@9:01 pm, since you said that all women are created equal, i find it really convenient that you would list all the stereotypical faults of "ghetto" black women and not any of white women when we clearly know that kendra is the bottom of the barrel type of white woman that any responsible white guy would never even marry.
Kendra is a whore? WTF is wrong with HANK?
@11:10PM. ....WOW SOUNDS LIKE I HIT A NERVE. HMMM? CLEARLY YOU MUST BE IN THIS GROUP I SPEAK OF. THE COLOR OF ANY WOMANS SKIN DOES NOT BOTHER ME...I'M SPEAKING TO THE WOMAN WHO CONSTANTLY HAVE TO BRING UP THE SUBJECT OF BLACK MEN LOVING THE WHITE WOMAN....AGAIN IT DOSENT MATTER WHAT RACE YOU ARE....IT'S THE INDIVIDUAL AND HOW YOU CARRY YOURSELF....@ 11:40...WHITE,BLACK,HISPANIC,ASIAN WHATEVER RACE YOU MIGHT BE... MANY WOMEN TODAY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A LADY.....NOW IF WHAT I AM SAYING OFFENDS YOU 11:10 PM THEN YOU MUST BE GUILTY OF THIS.....☺
Yes typing in all CAPS really gets your point across.
@ 1:11
STFU
All of you sound like a bunch of cattle, that needs dick in your life, STFU
@ 7:16 White dudes for the most part are not really attracted to black women. Sure, you might see a white boys with some black women here and there but most of the time those women are either very light or have alot of European features. I.E. "mixed" If a white boy wants someone non white they will go for a Latina or an Asian before a black woman LOL!
@ 1:11 No 11:10 Hit a nerve HMMMM? You had to type in CAPS. LOL.
you know these the last days when folks arguing over some dirty white bitch.
These disgusting tramplets each got on top of Hef for a minute. What kind of mess is that? Well, at least they get to say they rode an old mule.
Nasty white trollettes. The only thing weirder than the fact that they wanted to ride Hef's dick for 1 minute each is the fact that they are willing to talk about it. You can take them out the cave, but you can't get the cave out of them.
Who devulges this kind of information?
@1:11: No you were not referring to me. You were referring to yourself! As I pointed out previously, you display all of the attributes you spoke so negatively about! I don't care what race YOU are (or even if you're not a woman). YOU need to learn some class, go take an English class, and learn some humility because speaking in caps on the internet is the number one faux pas that EVERYONE learns is unnecessary. Out of twenty comments there is one about black men only wanting/loving white women and you jump all over that. So from the looks of it you're probably one of the less desirable types of women ( or sympathize with) that ended up with a black man and feels she has defend herself against the black woman on every end. News Flash...most black men who date white women are not even desired by black women and they have been burnt, in their minds, one way or the other by black women. They are a very bitter group and bitterness is a big turn off. From my white male friends, it was pointed out to me that the type of white woman who usually date black males are not the most desired by the white men anyway (maybe big hips or butt or not that attractive). It is what it is. If I were to have any complaints about a group of people depleting the black man pool, it wouldn't be white women. It would be the masculine gay men. I'm not mad at them but that group of black men tends to be extremely fine, educated, and intelligent. And they have no interest in women...no matter what the race. But at the end of the day, its all good because my black, highly educated, dependable, intelligent and fiscally responsible husband is just right for me!
Tell it 9:46 Let all these white women know, their asses are not the shit,just that they smell like it.
did they wipe his dick before jumping on it? nasty
did they change the condom each time??probally not.somebody get me a bucket!!
who ever said black men are stupid they are idiots black men are not dumb they just have been tricked n brainwashed into thinking the white trailer trash is wats. hot but its not black men just need to grow some balls but evidently it doesnt matter.
-seriously over this bish and ignorant folks
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