Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Hugh Hefner Whoring Out Playboy Mansion

Hugh Hefner has hidden 10 Golden Tickets to his annual Midsummer Night's Dream Party in issues of Playboy.
Hef has resorted to putting free tickets to Playboy Mansion's Mid Summer Nights Dreams party randomly throughout Playboy magazines across the nation.. a smart gimmick to increase sales.

If you've never been to the Playboy Mansion... well you're not missing much, but now's your chance to get in!

This Friday, hidden within the pages of some 200,000 copies of the December issue of Playboy Magazine will be 10 "Golden Tickets" to the annual Midsummer Night's Dream Party thrown by Hef himself.

These gimmicks are really making it blatantly obvious how much trouble Playboy is really in. Just a couple days ago I ran a story about how they used pictures of Kendra Wilkinson from TWO YEARS ago.

"This is the first time we've literally swung the doors open to the public," Playboy editorial director Jimmy Jellinek said on Wednesday. "The average reader will go home with stories they can't tell their wives and girlfriends but will last forever."

I actually feel sorry for whoever wins these tickets because I imagine they'll be going there with VERY high expectations... In the 80's and early 90's the Mansion was fun and filled with real celebs and chicks.. now NOT SO MUCH! It's cyber girls and wannabe D-Listers at best. It is really sad...
Jacked from Kickster


Anonymous said...

Only one gonna show up is Hank Basket.... looking for Kendra and her baby daddy cause it ain't him....

Anonymous said...

Hugh Hef is ancient....Fuck his golden ticket parties. Doesn't he have some sons who want to pick up the mantle..Man you ladies who sex that living monument really must love money?


WHAT A DISGRACE, REAL TALK THE QUALITY OF GIRLS HAS GONE DOWN OVER THE YEARS, it really has. Playboy is nothing but a joke. All that air brushing, and photoshop is a real downer. Am done, this man just needs to go change his diaper and drink his bottle and call it a night. BY THE WAY WHO BUY'S PLAYBOY MAGAZINE ANYWAY WITH ALL THE FREE SHIT ON THE INTERNET? REALLY WHO?

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