Monday, December 20, 2010

Brad and Angie Getting Married?


According to reports Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to marry in Hindu wedding.
After years together as a couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to tie the knot. In an obvious move for a man born in Oklahoma and a woman born in L.A., the pair are planning a Hindu wedding in Jodhpur, India.

Actually, it all makes sense. You see, the Hindu priest who will be front and centre at the wedding is reported to have saved Brangelina’s relationship through couples’ yoga and meditation, and so the famous couple is going to get hitched at his ashram.

Celebrities, they’re just like us.

And while Hinduism is more than meditation and couples’ yoga, Brad and Angie aren’t the only ones who are apparently bored by the traditional white wedding and lured by the exoticism of India.

In October, the singer Katy Perry and actor Russell Brand were married at a luxury resort in India. It was a “very private and spiritual ceremony,” according to People magazine. Luxury resorts always offer the best spiritual ceremonies. Everybody knows that.

The lovely couple’s wedding also involved an elephant and Brand performed the “bharat,” a traditional Indian wedding procession where the groom and his male relatives walk to where the bride is waiting.

Pitt and Jolie’s wedding is set to take place next year.

If my guru was around I could ask him, but since he’s not I’ll ask you: Is it okay for a couple to appropriate a culture they have pretty much zero connection to in order to make their nuptials glamorous?
Jacked from The Global Mail

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness now I will be able to fall to sleep. What a relief.

Anonymous said...

Brad is a sucker who life a stable wife for unstable sex vixon. I don't see him being happy I mean he never looks happy and very unkept since he been with Angie. You can tell that she break this man down and I guess he stays because he does not want to look stupid.

Angie on the other hand seems to do very well with manipulating other people and always seems to get her way but seems like a very unhappy person in side over all.

Anonymous said...

What goes around, comes around......

Anonymous said...

Poor Brad. Maybe he'll find his way back to Gwyneth Paltrow or Juliette Lewis one of these days.

Anonymous said...

Wow 7:37! Such insight. You should be a therapist to the stars. I wish women would wise up-no man stays where he doesn't want to be. Period! If he was so worried about looking bad, he would have stayed with Manniston.

Anonymous said...

I thought she wasn't gonna wed till the gheys got their constitutional right to wed too... lying heffa.. her weddings bound to be weird - they probably sacrifice one of the kids as part of the ceremony - probably "John".... poor "John"....

Anonymous said...

I thought they were already married
*shrugs*

♫♥☆♪MoN!QU3♫♥☆♪ said...

rotfl they're not married?

Anonymous said...

so it will be marriage # 3 for him and marriage # 3 for her. hollywood is a joke

Anonymous said...

well this is her THIRD his SECOND so yeah try soemthing new like Indian..why not
This aint gonna lst either way

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Anonymous said...

it will be his third. he was married to jullian lewis or whatever her name is. then he married jennifer aniston. now he's about to marry angelina.

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