How cute. Kim Kardashian posted a bunch of old family Christmas cards.
After releasing the 2010 Kardashian-Jenner Christmas photo, Kim Kardashian got nostalgic and posted some old holiday pictures of her family. Let's visit with ghosts of Christmas past!
One year, the three little girls were mad for plaid. Little Khloe's hair was so light back then.
When Robert Kardashian Sr. was in the picture, the Christmas portrait was tasteful — even if the fashions were painfully '80s. Check out baby Rob's gangster pinstripes and pinch-able cheeks!
This is one of the best of the bunch, because it just seems really sincere.
Something about the way Khloe is holding her dad's hand kind of tugs at your heartstrings. Robert and Kris Kardashian divorced in 1990, and he died in 2003.
Kris Kardashian married Bruce Jenner in 1991 (and according to most reports, was seeing him before she divorced Robert). Bruce already had kids of his own: Burt, Casey, Brody and Brandon. Yes, a real live Brady Bunch. That lad in the fetching blue pants seems to be Brody Jenner; and the large green character in the back is famous TV star Raphael Jenner.
Matching jackets and reclining poses! It all seemed so innocent then… because Severe SexyFace (SSF™) had not yet set in. Now, is that Kris Jenner on the right? Or Morgan Fairchild?
Here we have the '90s in full effect. This must have been the year that Herb Ritts shot Carré Otis on a motorcycle for Calvin Klein. A memorable campaign! Kim and Kourtney are either completely miserable or amateurishly attempting to achieve SSF™.
Okay, Old Nose Sighting. Kim looks completely different. And aren't we missing some Jenners? Don't those kids kare about Khristmas kards?
As the family grew, the older Jenner kids got phased out… Brody is no where to be found. Luckily, Kendall and Kyle Jenner have been working on their SSF™, so they can fit in with the Kardashian gals.
Oooh: Kardashian kasual!
Poor Bruce Jenner. He's the only one without Severe SexyFace™. What a tough row to hoe.
In case you missed it, here is the 2010 Kardashian-Jenner Christmas card, in all of its Photoshopppy glory.
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Lol! This pictures were TOO funny!
Family portraits are notorius disasters...
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There mother was pretty in the first family picture but has fked herself up since then. Khloe and Khorney looks like they may have gotten plastic surgery early on. Kim is always pretty has no class.
There is no way in hell that man fathered Kl-Hoe. No Way!!!
Look at Kim's real Schnoz. I would have fixed that honker too. Both Kourtney and Kim got implants at a young age!
Um who is Khloe's father?
Brude Jenner or th e pool man is Khloes father.. according to gossip sites that is why her and Robert KArdashian divorced
Yah Khloe looks nothing like them at all but she is the only that seems to have the most sense even over the delusional mother.
It's a black man in that last picture...
Bwahahahahahahaha (except for them losing Robert K., had he not passed on, we probably would have never heard of these people).
Proof that Khloe is NOT a Kardashian!
Wooow the mom looks unrecognizable now compared to that first pic!!.....if u didnt put her name into it i would never guessed that was her n the first photo!! Awww rip robert kardashian i wonder f dad would be proud of how his girls turned out today!! Smh!!
Kris must have knew one of her daughters were gonna be famous one day, who has time to take all of these photographs? And who the hell still does Christmas cards?
Bruce is definitely Khloe's father, she has his wide bridged nose. I find it odd that they were married only four months after dating. Kris and Bruce had an ongoing affair prior to their marriage. The Kardashians all know that Khloe doesnt have the same dad as Kim, Kortney and Robert. Why do you think when Khloe got the DNA test on the show, she didn't test for her father? Even Kylie and Kendall favor Kris. Either this was a hospital switch or this family has a deep dark hidden secret.
Klo-rilla must dye her hair dark to try and fit in with the rest. That amazon is the youngest but the biggest??? Her dad is an athlete, possibly OJ.
I really do not believe that Khloe is Robert's child
We MUST find out who Khole's REAL father is!!
A family with MONEY has plenty of time to send out Christmas cards.
*High profiled family*
Kim was admired before she was a teen..
Her dad being a celebrity lawyer and her being exotic looking.
Kim has always been the prettiest, yet has the lowest self-esteem. Go figure.
We all can agree that Khloe isn't a Kardashian. Imagine how embarrassing it would be to admit that. Secrets are meant to be secrets..
Whoever said people don't send out family christmas cards anymore must be from a poor family or some shit. Most middle class families send out family portrait christmas cards ever year. Your friends and family come to expect them. So the fact that thE Kardashians (who have always been rich) have done them year after year is not that big of a deal. Some people like memories and to see how their family has progressed.
I agree with others who think that Khloe is actually Bruce's daughter. She has his height, build and his nose. I am pretty sure that is why Kris and Robert Kardashian divorced. Kris used to run around with Nicole Brown Simpson and Faye Resnick back in the day. She was a groupie and couldn't wait to snag an athlete because a lawyer was not good enough for her. Khloe just does not look like she fits in. She is just too ugly.
Kris got plastic surgery early on and clearly had to correct quite a bit of stuff. Back in the 70's the doctors weren't nearly as good as they are today. I think Kim probably had a nose job at 15/16. I think she should have. An ugly nose can mess up your entire face and give you a horrible profile. It's more important than your lips, cheek bones, eyes, etc. So I am all for people getting their honkers fixed! As far as her boobs, I think she had a breast augmentation but I think that she does have naturally large breasts. I think she got them done so they wouldn't sag so bad. My sister is like a 36 EE and she will need to get them things lifted before she turns 30.
I don't see what th ebig deal is about plastic surgery. If most people had the money they'd do it. They just mad they don't have the money and other people do and they can gain access to high society because of their looks.
well clearly, they're not all the way (100%) family, but family nonetheless.
khloe has a different dad
khloe is like the black sheep..she doesnt even look like her siblings or parents..odd...and yea these expensive family pics are disasterpieces
To whoever said that Khloe is the youngest, you're wrong. Rob is the baby of the family. I'll agree she doesn't look like the rest of her family but I don't think she's Bruce's daughter. She looks nothing like Kendall and Kylie and they're both his and Kris' daughters. Someone on another site gave a side by side of her and Kris' 20-30 year long hair stylist and they favor so much, it's scary.
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