Monday, May 9, 2011

Guy Ritchie Got Circumcised for Madonna


Guy Ritchie suffered the unkindest cut of all for love.

She didn’t make him sign a prenup, but she ordered him to chop the tip of his willy off.

Such is the love of a man for this woman, he would do anything and everything to keep her happy. Even if it means losing part of his manhood.

Unfortunately for Guy Ritchie, his marriage to Her Madgesty lasted only 8 years, leaving him sadly…depleted?

Ritchie agreed to have himself circumcised to adhere to the Kabbalah faith, an ancient Judaism discipline Madonna follows. Madge even had her son Rocco circumcised, such is her fixation to maintain a totally kosher home. And who is Guy Ritchie not to kowtow to The Material Girl”s dictates?

Now that they’re divorced, Guy has to content himself with his hefty divorce settlement and try to ignore that missing part of his anatomy.
Would you, like Guy Richie, undergo similar body modification for someone you loved?
Jacked from Anything Hollywood

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Guy is glad his name isn't mixed up in the investigation of the LA Kabbalah center and Madonnas Malawi charity and their mishandling of donation money.

Anonymous said...

Circumcised penises are sexier anyway... much less knobcheese to deal with for a start.

Anonymous said...

This wild if he parents didn't do it as a baby and all of his life he never wanted to do it in his adult yes then he was fine with it. I would rather have someone who is already circumcised but to each it own so many will still give up the draws no matter what even if the dyck is damaged and diseased.

PUSSYCATFUN said...

YUK!

KNOBCHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

And after they snipped his tip Madonna wolfed it down like the man eating cannibal bitch she is....

knobcheese - lmfao - in the islands we refer to it as cockcheese... ha ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

umm his thing is small. most teenage boys things get bigger than the skin if they weren't circumcised as a baby and need emergency surgery or maybe this only happens to black men.

Anonymous said...

lmao at knobcheese!

We used to call it lint.

Anonymous said...

This dude a sukka. I might go out of my way for a woman I truly love but "dulling down my sword" out of love is beyond me. Circumcision is definitely not a go. No, never, not ever, I refuse. I'd punch a chick in the boob for suggesting something like that.

Anonymous said...

To the poster above me, your penis was probably circumcised when you were a baby, when you had no control over what your mother or father wanted to do with you baby penis, and the doctor who performed the surgery, I know this for a fact because my own brother thought that he was never circumcised but I had to let him know that yes mother and father and the doctor cut off your baby penile skin, with you having no control what so ever about it, and to prove it, if you can stretch the skin over your penis over the pee-hole, then your not circumcised but if you can't you are, you only have 3 people to blame or thank for your predictment, so in conclusion your "sword" probably has been already dulled, trust!

Anonymous said...

from the same poster, I am a chick, I would chop your dick off and the doctor would have nothing to reattach, your balls would be gone too, you would be a sexless man inside of your pants, if you tried to punch me in my breasts, for suggesting that your dirty, dick, be circumcised, a circumcised dick is much cleaner, smells, better, and the sex is great, and if it is good enough for JESUS, then it's good enough for your nobody ass.

Anonymous said...

A CLEAN AND DISEASE FREE, ONE WOMAN, DICK, MAKES A CLEAN ONE WOMAN PUSSY VERY HAPPY, AND YOU KNOW THIS MAN!

Anonymous said...

@ 5:50 and 5:56 PM, Well damn, obviously I've stepped on a battered woman's toes with my earlier comment. First off, babe. If you're a victim of a previous rageoholic boyfriend's attacks, I humbly apologize but life is harsh, we can't all have the fairy tale ending.Second, I love how you're trying to intimidate me via the internet. It's cute that you think your some kinda Ms. Badass or something. However, try again. If you did try that " I'll cut your dick off" vendatta, it wouldn't end well for you, trust. Third, the part about hitting a chick in the boob was a joke, a joke you apparently didn't find funny. Oh well, I don't give a shit. I didn't know you had to put "lol" or a smiley face after a sentence to indicate you're joking. Finally, leave the tough talking female role to Laila Ali because I know she can make good on a threat.It's foolish to threaten, badmouth, or list random info about your family to people you don't know (creepy). All the other stuff you said, eh, doesn't bother me because I know I must be somebody to you since you wrote back to me over nothing and Jesus do what he do. Well that is all, snookums.You be blessed and have nice day in the lord. Deuces.

Anonymous said...

Fuck that I dont how females suck a Ninjas stanky cockcheese dick, My shit is long thick and smooth. Fuck all that knobcheese and cockcheese. Imagine eating pussy that smelled like that shit

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