Thursday, June 30, 2011

Thomas Jane Says Sylvester Stallone Has a Bad Case of Penis Envy


Thomas Jane got kicked of Sylvester Stallone's new movie and suggests it's because his peen is bigger than Sly's.
When Thomas Jane was let go from the Walter Hill-directed, Sylvester Stallone-starring Headshot, he was quickly replaced with Fast Five’s Sung Kang, giving rise to whispered rumors that producer Joel Silver was inspired to restructure the film after a late-night viewing of Rush Hour or something. While that’s still just our own speculation, Collider’s recent interview with Jane does confirm that his firing came about because Silver was looking to recreate the magical race-mixing formula that is so key to creating a successful buddy cop movie: “Well, Joel Silver came onboard the project and said that he has a quote-unquote ‘formula’ for these quote-unquote ‘buddy movies’ and it has to be a white guy and a quote-unquote ‘ethnic guy,’” Jane says. “And they relieved me of duty and basically paid me off, which I was really upset about, you know?” Adding further insult, Jane says his would-be partner Stallone didn’t even seem to care that he’d left: “I didn't get a call from Stallone. I was a little upset about that,” Jane says, adding, “Maybe they didn't want anybody on the movie with a bigger dick than him.”
Jacked from the AV Club

7 comments:

bogart4017 said...

The key word is maybe. Read closely.

Anonymous said...

id fuck em both *kanye shrug*

Anonymous said...

Ha he wasn't JUST dissing Stallone he was also dissing the Asian guy based on the stereotype that Asians have small dicks. I hope big dick Asian dudes request a formal apology cause that was racist!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

@4:21 - you are my kindred spirit, lol.

Anonymous said...

Put it this way look at thomas Jane and look at 65 yr old Stallone I would fire him too . He makes Stallone look 99. Even with the facelifts

Anonymous said...

Stallone is afraid to show his real age and he is afraid of competition with a younger better looking and we all know better actor . At his age he should allow others to shine and not be afraid to fail.

Anonymous said...

SHE IS A BITCH GET A JOB CUNT

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