Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour Is A Flop


Britney Spears' Femme Fatale tour is tanking and she doesn't even know it.
This may shock and surprise you, but a concert tour featuring a slightly overweight mother of two on anti-depressant meds is not exactly going well.

From the National Enquirer:

Britney Spears' much-hyped Femme Fatale Tour is a huge flop - but no one wants to tell her! Shielded by her handlers - particularly her conservator/dad Jamie and her former agent-turned-fiance Jason Trawick - the 29-year-old pop princess has no idea that her new concert series is bombing with reviewers or that tickets to the show are being sold at a deep discount by the coupon website Groupon.

"Britney thinks everything is going great," said an insider. "She's clueless!" While the dance-heavy tour opened in Sacramento to a capacity crowd, the truth is that Groupon had sold a large number of tickets at nearly half-price! And in some areas of the country, Groupon didn't even sell out their one-day offers to Britney's show.
Funny that Britney is selling her tickets through a site that also sells $25 worth of credit at Joe's House 'o' Fried Things for only $10. It's like it was always meant to be.
Jacked from Celeb Slam

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is simple.

The United States and the world is in a PERMANENT economic decline. No one has the money to pay for an OVERpriced ticket to this raggedy ass show. Stans stay delusional so that automatically accounts for 10%-20% of her tickets being sold. Casual fans/everyday consumers are trying to stretch their soon-to-be-worthless dollars (Thanks to Cap'n Bernanke) on food, bills, healthcare, taxes and other important matters.

Unless she gets on some Cirque du Soleil(sp?) shit like P!nk and spinning on silks flying above crowds and shooting out of a cannon, her "Flop Fatale" Tour will continue to tank.

Anonymous said...

I don't know why she even went on tour. She hasn't sold that many albums in the last 3 years...

Anonymous said...

now if they can only admit the same about Bleachy's tours and albums, all would be well.

Anonymous said...

WELL THAT'S THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY, ONE MINUTE YOUR HOT THE NEXT MINUTE YOUR NOT. THE INDUSTRY SUCKS THEM DRY TO MAKE MONEY AND COULD CARE LESS. THEY ARE MADE FUN OF PUBLICLY, PERSONAL LIVES EXPOSED TO THE WORLD. BIG PRICE TO PAY TO BE FAMOUS AND RICH NOT WORTH IT.

PUSSYCATFUN said...

"This may shock and surprise you, but a concert tour featuring a slightly overweight mother of two on anti-depressant meds is not exactly going well."


LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!

NUFF SAID.

Anonymous said...

mind controlled

Anonymous said...

who would pay to see her lip sync for 2 hours....r u serious?? if it was xtina or pink..then maybe...but she does not sing live...it's embarrassing to watch......she must be delusional to think this would be a sellout tour....putting niki minaj as the opening act helps...but she's the headliner.....EPIC FAIL !!

Anonymous said...

@PUSSYCATFUN said

Anti-depressant alone is not going to help. She is on full blown lithium or some other medication for bipolar.

Her being spaced out she is on a strong dose of Bipolar medication with probably a add on.

I suffer from the Bipolar and I can say she is heavily medicated.

If she is struggling that bad she may have other mental disorders associated with Bipolar. So sad. LOL

Anonymous said...

Too muscular she looks like a dude up there.

Anonymous said...

How about she allegetly has got AIDS how about that they not that gravey train is over and she is not makeing as much money as she use to ask K-FED. So yea someone is makeing her get up there every night and perform cause she for damn sure is not up there by her own free will.
SN:I think this will be her last concert its ony down hill from her when I say down hill I mean mental institute or worst kicking the bucket.

Anonymous said...

the problem is that after hearing on the radios and the blogs about how she is not performing like she used to...basically swinging her hair and not dancing along with lip singing who would want to pay to see that?

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