Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Crystal Harris Calls Hugh Hefner a Two Second Man


25 year old Crystal Harris put her 85 year old ex fiancé on blast claiming Hugh Hefner's love making lasted no more than two seconds.
Talk about a low blow. After dumping Hugh Hefner just days before their June 18 wedding, Playboy model Crystal Harris opened up about their sex life during a Tuesday interview on Sirius XM's Howard Stern Show.

"[It lasted] like, two seconds," Harris, 25, said, dissing the famed men's magazine editor. "Then I was just over it. I was like, 'Ahh.' I was over it. I just, like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef. Sorry."

The hurtful claims shouldn't be too surprising given the fact that Harris partied with VH1 reality star Heidi Montag on what would have been her wedding day. Adding to Hefner's heartache was Harris' "hot and heavy" affair with Dr. Phil McGraw's son Jordan, 26. (In June, an insider told Us Weekly that Harris and McGraw had been together six months prior to her split with Hefner.)

Still, Hefner is wise enough to know that everything happens for a reason. "After all is said and done, staying single is probably the best," he tweeted in June. "I think I just missed a bullet."
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18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't you mean Fiance?

Anonymous said...

Well, hell, she's lucky he didn't turn to dust afterwards.

Anonymous said...

The spotlight is what she wanted and his dumb ass gave it to her, now she's getting outta pocket. He is old and brittle as old men are. What did she expect a marathon?

Anonymous said...

that's what she get for sleeping with an old man. better hope he ain't give her worms.

Anonymous said...

Hoes. That is all.

Anonymous said...

After all these years,he did'nt think this would ever be said! Everyone knew those other women just were mature enough not to tell! I mean really! I must say though some part of me really wanted to beleive they were not letting the grim reaper have sex with them though YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Anonymous said...

What a golddiggin tramp!

Hugh oughta be ashamed of himself and I guess this is just karma.

Anonymous said...

And that lady looks a lot older than 25.she looks like someones mom

Anonymous said...

Okay! Well he's damn near 100 what the hell did she think? He is really a fool now maybe he will settle down with a women closer to his age like a good looking 60 year old. Old ass men kill me you are rotten and dried out like a prune, no one wants you but for your money. This chick had enough heart to put your business out there, she don't give a fuck about you old man so let it go. Take your damn stool softener, bengay and baby food and find a women to grow old with instead of purchasing control over "young girls" old enough to be your damn grandkids.

Anonymous said...

Heff you better come get your ho

Anonymous said...

He's used to the old days, when his hoes kept their mouths shut. This new generation of hoes don't give a shit. How can anyone feel sorry for Hugh 'pimp daddy' Hefner? His empire was built off of using women. He's done a lot of shit to people to get where he is. He can't even humble himself now that he's old. He still wants to have a young bimbo by his side.

Anonymous said...

Her 15 minutes is up. Hef is 192 years old. That Nigga is still living because he get that young meat. Guys take notes. If you want to live for ever do it like Hef. He's older than dracula...

GailS said...

Too bad the romance didn't last because they deserve each other.

bogart4017 said...

Shes lucky he could perform for THOSE two minutes

Anonymous said...

this trap must be looking for 2 seconds she knew how old hef is and this bitch has no class anything else to tell that we don't already know was that two seconds from sucking his pipe,

Anonymous said...

the whole world know she is a HOE

Anonymous said...

Thats what he gets for playing Holly like he did. Karma is a bitch. (and a hoe)

Anonymous said...

woooooooooooow REALLY? Gee how dare she'd think an 85 year old man could last longer than 2 minutes, shit, he doin' pretty good for his age to even last THAT dam long lol, what tha fuck she complaining about

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