Chubby Checker Suing HP Over Penis Size App

Rock elder Chubby Checker is suing Hewlett Packer for naming an app that helps women determine the size of men's penises after him.

Rock legend CHUBBY CHECKER slapped Hewlett Packard with a multimillion-dollar legal lawsuit over a penis-size app.

Checker’s lawsuit filed in Florida charges trademark infringement against HP for offering an app on Palm mobile devices called “The Chubby Checker”, Law360.comreported.

The app allows ruler-challenged users to calculate the length of man's penis based on his shoe size – a long, enduring parlor game.

Rock legend Checker whose “Twist” ushered in a nationwide craze in the 1960s alleges that using his name to brand the penile app violates Chubby Checker ™ trademark registrations his company has issued for use on hamburgers, pork chops andwieners.

Jacked from The National Enquirer