Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Kardashian Sisters Stage Vag Smell-Off


Khloe Kardashian smells her sister's vaginal secretions to determine who's smells the best.

Even for the warts-and-all Kardashian sisters who are famous for their indiscreet reality show, it was definitely too much information.
In what is a new low sisters Kim and Kourtney decided to hold a very vulgar competition on Sunday night's reality show - to see whose private parts smell the sweetest!
While in London staying at world reknowned hotel The Dorchester, the trio used their spare time in the luxury confines to test sister Khloe's theory that drinking lots of pineapple juice 'makes everything sweeter'.
It was certainly a new low for the brash sisters, in an episode that was filled with wall-to-wall vulgarity, as Khloe teased Kourtney about whether she had sex recently with husband Scott Disick - and if he had said she 'was sweet?'.
'Obviously I always am - better than Kim would be,' Kourtney insisted.
Sensing a challenge, Kim lewdly joked: 'A vagina smell-off!'
She later told cameras on their show Kourtney and Kim Take Miami: 'Kourtney seems very competitive about her vagina. I don't know why Kourtney is challenging me - but she will lose.'
Although it started as a joke, the pair took the competition seriously and, while in London to promote their Dorothy Perkins line of clothing, they endlessly drank pineapple juice.
'If I'm going to win this I need to get as much pineapple juice as I can,' Kourtney admitted, telling friends: 'It makes the vag smell good'.
When Khloe finally joined them in London, her older siblings shocked her by carrying out the plan, and in eye-popping scenes led the sisters in taking it in turns to wipe themselves on hand towels and forcing her to smell it.
'Do I want to be the judge of the pineapple p****? Not really,' Khloe said. 'But we're sisters - If can't smell their p****** what else am I supposed to do?'
Kourtney was the first to present her towel, with Khloe sniffing and saying: 'Mmm, smells like a tropical island.'
As Kim walked out, Khloe told her 'I'm not smelling Kanye's ****', but Kim forced her towel on her.
'Oooh,' Khloe said, blushing. 'It smells like a flower p****.'
As the sisters waited for her decision, she finally said: 'Honestly, I will say that Kim's p**** smells the best - she's the kitty winner.'
But Kourtney was not convinced. 'If Kim needs to think she's won, then fine, I'll let her think that - but we all know whose vagina is the sweetest of them all,' she insisted.
Private parts were rather a the central theme of the latest episode, with Khloe also getting some Ben Wa Balls because she read that they 'tighten things up'.
'Ben Wa Balls baby - my p**** is going to be tighter than it's ever been before!' she said excitedly when she finally bought some.
'How will I know? What is the test for my vagina to say, "Oh yeah, those Ben Wa Balls really worked, man"? I just want to see if it's tight, and this is the test.'
After a pause she added: 'I've never had any complaints, by the way.'
Jacked from The Daily Mail

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought I'd seen it all when i went to a website & saw white women fucking dogs. Now sisters sniffing each others vaginas on natonal t.v?

These are not the only white people doing this. White people are vile disgusting degenerates. They believe all their twisted fetishes are normal behavior.

Operation: BeastMode said...

^ I think you secretly want a white bitch

Anonymous said...

these some nasty ass siters for real. anything for a damn dollar!

Anonymous said...

BeastMode,


For your information, Mr. CODE CRACKER,

I only comment on posts that have to do with bey,Jay,Kim, kanye or something I have an opinion on

I'm straight. I don't desire women.

I simply dislike white people. Plus any human can get a white bitch. not to mention, dogs, horses sheeps, goats,pigs,monkeys etc. you name it..

Anonymous said...

Beastmode,

I meant I only comment specifically on posts of people & subjects directly relating to those 4 people.

Anonymous said...

Everything that the kardashians do is just so immoral. They don't do anything natural

Anonymous said...

To the person who talks about white people...u need to look in your back yard hoe. I have seen some crazy crap that minorities do that is much worse. Now my comment about these twats....please go away..this family needs to disappear!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like somoen lost their man to a white bitch...LOL!! haha

Anonymous said...

4:34


In my back yard? If you believe my rants about white people are worse than Sodomy, you really are an Inbred. Its not like I'm spewing untruths about yall.

You people need to stop fucking anything with a heartbeat. Cause you are amongst too many other races of people & you are exposing normal races of people to your vile twisted behavior.

On this one site, I saw a man putting an EEL in his wifes ass. My friends & I laughed our asses off. Then we went to the incest site which consist of nothing but inbreds. This one guy was fucking his mother, she was about 300lbs. hehe.

Operation: BeastMode said...

@9:30 am, so you're a racist then huh? Guess what, you're lower than pigs, goats & monkeys. . white or any other color, you're the pond scum of the human race

Operation: BeastMode said...

And why the fuck are you looking at perverse, disgusting shit like that in the first place? :smh: Loooooser . ..

Anonymous said...

BeastMode, Mr. Code cracker

I'm not a racist. I'm PREJUDICE against white people ONLY. I have nothing against any other race of people except white people because they are the DEVIL.

I'm not lower than animals or pond scum for telling truths. Its not like i physically hurt anybody These comments are my observations. They are truths so how does what I say make me lower than animals or pond scum?. Its not like I'm spewing lies.

. white people are lower than animals cause they fuck them. Sodomy is against God & nature,.

6:55.
I looked at disgusting shit like that because I will look at anything to gain knowledge. I study people.I am a people connoisseur. I know everything.

Anonymous said...

This family.............this family has............no shame. Absolutely no shame at all! Makes one wonder, what is the bottom.......where is the absolute bottom that they will not go beyond?

For them to do this in front of cameras, on tv, for entertainment and ratings.........I guess nothing can embarrass them because they have NO SHAME AT ALL.

Anonymous said...

See why it isn't hard for Honey Boo Boo and her clan of hillbilly trailer dwellers to out shine, out class, out rate the pu$$y $niffing Kartra$hian$?

I don't watch either show but I've heard enough about both to have an opinion. If their is any "deliverance style" inbreeding antics by the Honey Boo Boo family, I haven't heard about it. But the Kardashians, headed by that hedonistic Pimp Mama Kris, I wouldn't doubt it at all.

Anonymous said...

let me sniff it.. then I'll lick it..

DO a contest for me: who can I get off quickest?

Anonymous said...

I'm not a racist. I'm PREJUDICE against white people ONLY. I have nothing against any other race of people except white people because they are the DEVIL.

^^
No bitch, you're RACIST. You're doing and carrying the same elitist, supremacist mentality that the kkk has, but against white people. What has any white person done to YOU (and not your ancestors) personally? Are they stealing your jobs/money/40acres/opportunities? I doubt it.

Anonymous said...

I don't think I'm better than anyone. I would never physically hurt anyone. The last time i hit anyone I was in the 6th grade. I just believe white people are the devil.

Anonymous said...

if you knew everything u would know theyre not white faggot your comments dont make sense...

Anonymous said...

This world has gone mad. I used to watch them for the fashions and to see what life was like for them. I will NEVER watch them again. They WOULD REALLY do anything for money. This show was disgusting, an insult to women, a travesty to let small kids or young boys witness. They are pigs. Expensive make up, expensive hair cuts, Saks Fifth clothing can not make classy women out of these pigs. Trash.

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