Tiger Woods' new girlfriend sat in the car for over an hour to avoid run-in with Tiger's ex wife Elin.
Yesterday, Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn made the odd choice of announcing they’re dating on Facebook, complete with weird, forced Olan Mills couples portraits, which they actually thought would earn them some privacy. Instead, they were photographed at Tiger’s daughter’s baseball game last night where Lindsey sat in the car for an hour because Elin Nordegren was there. Which was a smart move considering we’re talking about a vengeful Swede whose main methods of showing anger are beating your ass with a 9-iron and bulldozing the mansion you raised your kids in because it smells like whore now. Something Lindsey probably should’ve thought about before blasting pics of her new boyfriend all over Facebook. Even better, Tiger’s daughter Sam got in the car later, so nothing like seeing “new mommy” not give a shit about your game. I see that working out for everybody.
*DING DONG*
“Elin, what are you doing here?”
“Our daughter wants to be a stripper because your whore never watched her games.”
“Holy shit. LINDSEY, GET TO THE PANIC ROOM!”
“Foolish mortal. None shall escape MJOLNIR!” *smash, crash, THUNDER*Jacked from The Superficial
4 comments:
Is that a real head attached to the body? Wtf!
^^^Sho nuff! Damn, that's a lot of head!!! If that ain't a cave bitch, there has never been one built. Damn, damn, damn and LOL.
One more thing, the bitch has a terrible fucking weave. Go check out Keisha. She can sell you three bundles for 200 and hook that shit up.
2:50pm
You're right that weave is fuck up. It looks like a kitchen hook up.
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