Monday, October 28, 2013

Brad Pitt B.O. Drives Angelina Jolie Away

Brad Pitt has stopped using soap leaving him smelling like a farm animal.
According to the Enquirer, Brad has been washing himself in his own “all natural” soap concoction and it’s left him with major B.O. Gross.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now miles apart, working on separate projects. That’s a good thing because Brad has sworn off soap! And before they parted ways, Angelina complained that he stinks. Brad, who’s currently in England filming Fury, recently started using a homemade concoction of lemons, water and apple cider vinegar instead of soap, a source says.
“Brad says he’s read up on the toxins of soap – especially the antibacterial ones – and feels that using them and antiperspirants is not only bad for the planet, but it also speeds up the aging process in humans,” said an insider. “But Angelina was revolted, and their kids even started calling him ‘Stinky Daddy’. Angie agreed to humor him only as long as they weren’t on the same continent.” Angelina told him he “smelled like a sheepdog,” and when they met up in Hong Kong, she managed to coax him into a bubble bath and warned him if he didn’t start scrubbing up soon, “he’ll be spending his honeymoon on the couch.”
Jacked from Cele|Bitchy


Anonymous said...

Nasty Fucker!

Niyabinghi Warrior said...

Its long since been rumored this himbo stinks. growing your hair longer will not make us take you seriously as a hip furniture maker or builder.

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you have too much money--you need to think of new ways to humor yourself!

Anonymous said...

I been heard his ass is nasty. ...mmm mmm mmm

WTF!!!!!!! said...

Evidently being with Angie has made him nuttier than a shit house rat. All that money and he can't buy himself the best natural soap on the market? WTF! Been hearing how he cheats on her and their marriage is a sham. She's bisexual & insane and fucked her own mother's boyfriend. Just a few, among her many problems. Now she's dressing her lil girl like a boy. All them kids will be rich but super screwed up. I like Angie as an actress, but she's crazy and not stable. Brad is no saint and he's starting to get ugly & unkempt.

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