Saturday, February 8, 2014

Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles Shacking Up at Her Father's House

Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles have been having sleepovers at Bruce Jenner's house.

Bruce Jenner is a pretty awesome dad. He loaned his house in Malibu to his daughter Kendall Jenner so her boyfriend Harry Styles could bang the bejesus out of her on his birthday. Damn, the only thing my girlfriend's dad gets me for my birthday is evil looks. A source told the UK tabloid Sunday People:
"Kendall was really keen to make Harry's birthday a memorable one. Her dad Bruce owns an incredible clifftop holiday home in California which has amazing views. The secluded house is perfect for them to spend some quality time together. It's also ideal for a party with Kendall's sisters."
Well, this is a turn of events that should surprise no one. Now that Bruce is in the process of being fired as chief porter on the Kardashian train wreck, he needs to generate his own money stream -- so why not sublet his daughter's vagina to Harry Styles? Hey, the football season is over, so Kendall's dick-trap will be vacant until the Oakland Raiders are back in town. So it's settled. Bruce can continue his gender reassignment procedure without fear of bankruptcy, Harry and ALL of his friends have a place to crash between gigs, and Kendall will have her soul sold to Satan from under her by a legal guardian like the rest of her klan . . . some would call that a win/win for all sides.
Jacked from Celebuzz

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Harry is gay, and this "relationship" is a PR stunt most likely orchestrated by PMK to try to ingratiate Kendall into the White A-list since Kim is regarded as a Black man's whore.

And since Bruce is becoming a woman, would he still be her "father" or "second mother"?

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