Monday, March 3, 2014

Jennette McCurdy Clowns Andre Drummond


NBA player Andre Drummond named iCarly star Jennette McCurdy his Woman Crush Wednesday on Instagram leading to a few highly publicized dates.

In a super messy new interview Jennette calls the experience awkward and really weird.
Sparknotes (they talk about this basically the whole show, but the host is really annoying and interrupts each sentence with long ass tangents):
*They only dated for two weeks.
*She didn't like him that much from the beginning, but only took the bait of his repeated "woman crush Wednesday" posts on Instagram because she was in Vegas and in a good mood.
*She knew their chemistry was not real from their first text conversation, but just decided to go with it for fun. *All her friends thought it was weird that she would date him because he was not her type at all.
*Making out with him was really weird for her.
*She was dying to break up with him after their first date but felt bad because he'd flown over to LA just to see her.
*At one point, he told her he was going out to a store to buy something, then returned with a really fancy piece of jewelry, got down on his knees and asked her to be his girlfriend. She wanted to turn him down but said yes because she felt bad/awkward.
*She broke up with him after her mother died because she decided she just needed to be dealing with her family issues.

Jacked from Oh No They Didn't  

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol its funny a women will think saying this is clowning the man and makes the man look bad. it just shows how weak willed and insecure a women she is and makes her look pathetic . mo one goes out with someone more then once because they "feel bad" for them

Anonymous said...

I could never stand her snobby self on iCarly when my daughter would watch it. She is super annoying and not that cute.

Anonymous said...

She gets the side eye from me when she said she making out with him was weird for her. Why did she do it if she didn't want to??? She looks real shady.

Anonymous said...

Umm as a women Imma go ahead and side with the icarly chick on this one. First and foremost unless he has kids or baby siblings what the hell is doing knowing about "icarly"?! I only know of the show because I work with children! Second "single and ready to mingle" women (not hoes) will play the dog shit out your ass. You know how many times I had a guy buy/pay for something and knowing damn well I had zero interests in them?! And I wasn't about to give up them draws either......maybe a hug. Women(not hoes) will go out with you because their in a "good mood".... fuck it! Homegirl got this sprung ass fool to fly out to HER, buy her jewelery and whatever else she wanted or he could afford. All she did was be nice to him, take a couple pics for the 'gram and call it a day. I'm sorry her mother had to die for her to come up a reason to drop him....that's fucked up on her part. She should've just let him know from the jump "look, at nothing really here--enjoy this wave while it last."

Anonymous said...

MARCH 3, 2014 AT 11:01 AM your a hoe , that why your siding with this self hating will have men use theit bodies because they have no self love hoe

Anonymous said...

This does not make her a hoe. It makes him a desert thirsty fool. She should have told him from the jump that she wasn't interested. I think she was just being a white girl who wanted to see what is all the fuss about dating a black man and she felt since he was lovesick over her that it would not be too bad if she dated him for a minute.

Anonymous said...

@11:14 Im not a hoe, matter of fact Im a lesbian. Not sayin' gays can't be hoes. I'm not one. Not only do I agree with 12:03 but I'm comin' from a perspective of a young single women. If your single and some guy who you have little interest gives you gift for NOTHING in return then why the fuck not! @11:14 If you don't know how it feels to get someones attention to the point of them wanting to give you materials just for sake of crushing on you. Then I guess your not a hoe. Am I coming off shallow and vain, absolutely. And so was Andre and the icarly chick when they both decided to hook up. Whether it was for his ego to say he was with a white women or for her to say she with a baller.

Its Miss Cunt to you hoes said...

Dumb, thirsty uneducated, self hating ass nigga. as for her ass wtf is she doing out with a man, Stevie Wonder could see this bitch is a lesbian, she like that Juno actress who just came out the closet was like really? who didn't see Juno and see lesbian energy on her ass. and while she's throwing shade on this awkward kneegrow, I'm throw shade on Sam and the Cat seriously wtf kind of stupid ass show is that and the other broad on the show with that whisper/baby voice/ditzy persona, I mean wtf!!! ICarly was cute my kids loved that stupid show, but sam and cat honey you can't shade nobody with that stinker snooze fest your on and come out the closet already, you such a butch lezzy that going out on dates with black lurch is not cute!! *full shade*.

WTF??!!!!!! said...

I don't understand this at all. Even that picture looks ridiculous

Anonymous said...

LOL@4:12 This whole post is ridiculous. For both of them. And I didn't know Jenette was down with the swirl either. I liked Jennette on iCarly but because of Arianna's annoying voice I cannot watch that Sam & Cat mess.

Anonymous said...

MARCH 3, 2014 AT 1:28 PM7 lol no one is more hoeish hook up culture , go on craiglist to find a sex partner then a homo . you clearly are a hoe in denial the other post had your # and you got mad cause you dont want to live your truth

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