Friends are whispering the Joe Simpson has proposed to his much younger boyfriend, model Johnathan Keith.
Drums banged loudly for a gay marriage shocker when creepy-daddy JOE SIMPSON brought his rumored loverboy, studly model JONATHAN KEITH, to daughter JESSICA SIMPSON’s July wedding– but now that drumbeat’s literally busting eardrums as friends whisper Joe’s actually PROPOSED to his 35-years-younger “client” hunk!
Said a friend of the pair: “Joe’s started making noises about walking down the aisle with Jonathan – he and his young man are unquestionably inseparable! Joe’s even talked to Jessica about the idea, and she’s trying to stay on an even keel about it. She’s done being shocked by her dad’s behavior. She’s got more than enough going on now to get caught up in Joe’s strange life again.”
Jessica still recoils when she recalls headlines about Daddy Joe’s constant, cringe-worthy references to her “double D” breasts; and she, sister ASHLEE and mom TINA group-gagged when ex NICK LACHEY gay-snarked to TV host ANDY COHEN on “Watch What Happens Live” that the best thing about Joe not being his father-in-law anymore is “I don’t have to play grab-ass under the table on Easter Sunday!” YEOW!Jacked from The National Enquirer
2 comments:
This old bible thumping fool and his senior citizen foolery, I hate when the older generation are just as ratchet as the younger set, Ray Charles can see where this fuckery is headed, and while I'm throwing shade, this "young, hot, studly model" does not look like that photo in real life, photo shop is a damn lie, that raggedly ass looking twink, looks like a broke down former boy band member, the lies they tell!!!
Well, it only makes sense. Usually when a father like Jesus the way he does- he LIKE likes Jesus.
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