We don't know caused Diddy to get sick on his recent trip to London but he needed 10 doctors to cure it!
P. DIDDY doesn’t “do” flu like us normal people.Jacked from The Mirror
The rapper was in town to plug his new album with Diddy-Dirty Money, Last Train To Paris, and was suffering from a bout of man flu.
I hear the king of bling called in TEN doctors to try to treat him as he’s only been ill twice in his life.
Bet he had a crystal-encrusted tissue box, too.
21 comments:
he needs ten doctors to extract sperm out of his throat???
Oh, that was a good one up top! LOL.
lol@ 3:29PM!!!
And this beaver lookin' negro can't keep his mouth shut to save his life!
"crystal-encrusted tissue box" so gay, what the F%*K is man flu anyway ?????
You can't get any funnier than 3:29.... I tried to type something 4 times and just kept going back to that post to laugh....
pussy
Totally off subject but why does Puffy's mom insist on channeling Lil Kim? Why he didn't send the doctors to cure her of her platinum wig?
it's kind of funny that a man that is known for not sleeping and working all kinds of ungodly hours turns into a sissy when he gets the goddamned flu. i get that shit every year (no, i won't get that shot either!) and all i need is 2 or 3 days of sleep, a bit of juice and some over the counter meds to make me sleep it off. what kind of pansy needs 10 damned doctors because of a flu?
Nicca was scared thought he'd finally gotten the package (AIDS)......
THESE ARE THE TEN THINGS THAT CAUGHT UP WITH HIS BUCKED TOOTH ASS....
1. DICK CHEESE
2. GONORRHEA OF THE MOUTH.
3. ANAL RASH.
4. JOCK ITCH
5. SEPSIS OF THE THROAT
6. THRUSH MOUTH
7. SCROTUM INFECTION
8. SIMPLE CRONIC HALITOSIS
9. NO-BITCH-ASSNESS
10. RECTAL BLEEDING.
^^^ Wow! Lol!!!!
What a wuss. And i agree with 2:01AM, wtf is man flu? The name alone sounds gay. And the fact that he needed ten doctors is extra and gay. He needs to man up with his sissified ass.
2:53 you wrong for that, LMAO!
Hell he could have hired me....I would have gave him some echinacea and Vitamin C tablets and he would have been good in a couple of hours.
Obviously that AIDS cocktail isnt working. He's over there looking for some stronger AIDS meds.
Aids
1. man flu 2534 up, 1179 down
December 20, 2007 Urban Word of the Day
buy man flu mugs, tshirts and magnetsThe condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.
This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'.
When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.
You: Awww, you poor fella.
Him: I'm DYING!
You: (Soothingly) Oh, you're not dying.
Him: (Indignant) I AM! I have Man Flu!
You: Do you need some sympathy?
Him: Yes! But no one understands my pain...
You: I understa-
Him: NO YOU DO NOT!!!
mmm looking for attention again.
no cure for bitchassness
They spay or neutered him......
Why didn't he just lay his black ass down and drink a glass of OJ... Why is it that when people have money they waste it and act stupid with it. damn
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